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SanguinaryLion's Number Of Slaps Per Day
I will track the number of slaps I recieve per day versus the number of kisses I recieve per day, all from the same girl

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Date of sample	Data	Description
December 13, 2007 04:14	20.0	Now although 20 may seem like a pretty average to low day for slaps, don't judge too soon. I did get slapped only 20 times today but 6 of the slaps were of the deafening variety. On top of that, and this is the real kicker, I got hit in the balls causing about 30 minutes of severe pain throughout my body AND I got bit in...you're not going to believe this...THE FACE! The slaps are one thing but as I sit here the morning after total facial anhilation, writing this, my face still hurts. Also, I only got like five kisses, weak! Slaps are one thing, but threats against the testicles is totally different. However, she did buy me a delicious french dinner today, so I'd be lying to say the day was a total disaster. But seriously, getting hit in the balls is quite possibly the worst pain ever. My senses shut themselves off, so the only feeling I had was the feeling that my balls were causing the mass destruction of the rest of my body. Yikes, I hope I never recieve so much abuse in one day again.
December 12, 2007 04:06	10.0	Eh, not so bad. I probably got somewhere around 8 kisses today too. However, it makes you wonder what's coming next.
December 11, 2007 04:01	45.0	Holy crap did I get slapped lots today. Not only did I recieve somewhere in the vicinity of 5 deafening slaps, but today, a new slapping fury was invented. These sessions of terror lasted about a minute each where I would get slapped no less than ten times. This happened two or three times today! I probably only recieved about 5 kisses. Stats for interactions today: 10% kisses, 90% slaps. Damn, my face hurts!
December 10, 2007 03:57	5.0	Wow, only five slaps today and I think that I actually may have even recieved more kisses than that. Although it may look like the girl was quite content with me today, rest assured that the only reason I didn't get slapped more is because two of her other friends were around, so they got slapped too. Ha! Either way, it was good for me because my face had some time to recover from all the slaps yesterday.
December 09, 2007 13:00	27.0	Today I received 27 slaps versus about 9 kisses from the girl. That's right, 3 out of every 4 physical interactions, I got slapped. However, only 2 of the slaps were deafening slaps where I temporarily lost hearing in one of my ears. Fortunately, 25% of said interactions were kisses, but this could get worse. Stay tuned to find out more about the abuse I deal with.

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